Rod & Barry

Strip 257: The Reports are True

Rod&Barry — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:00:07 +0000

Strip 256: Bra Thief

Rod&Barry — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:00:59 +0000

Strip 255: You’re Not Them..

Rod&Barry — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:05 +0000

Strip 254: Huge Ratings

Rod&Barry — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:00:31 +0000

Rant – Boobs, They’re Fun

Rod & Barry — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:02:32 +0000

Barry: What do you mean fun? What are their practical use for you?

Rod: What do you mean by that?

Barry: Just what I said. What would be their purpose and fun doesn’t cut it.

Rod: Well, if I fall forward, they would be a great cushion for hitting the ground…

Barry: Till your head went forward and you cracked it…..but who could tell the difference.

Rod: Very funny, fuzzy head!

Barry: Okay, what else?

Rod: If we went on a boat and I got thrown overboard, they would be a great flotation device.

Barry: Wait! You are not thinking!

Rod: What do you mean?

Barry: If you get on a boat, it sails away from land, right?

Rod: Yeah….

Barry: And it sails on what?

Rod: YIPES! Thanks for reminding me.

Barry: Don’t mention it.

Rod: Believe me, I won’t.

Barry: Okay, so you are going to lose the boobs?

Rod: Can I at least keep the hair?

Barry: Only if you let me keep mine.

Rod: Forget that idea, porcupine!

Strip 253: Boobs, They’re Fun

Rod&Barry — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:00:19 +0000

Strip 252: Area 54

Rod&Barry — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:00:03 +0000

Strip 251: That’s Showbiz

Rod&Barry — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:00:36 +0000

Rant – Let’s Take A Call

Rod & Barry — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:56:26 +0000

Supreme Overlord: In your cases, the Supreme Judge, Jury, and Executioner!

Rod: ah……ah…….ah……

Barry: (whispers to Rod) What do we do now?

Rod: (whispering) Think fast and talk faster!

Barry: Your Supremeness, to what do we owe this pleasure?

Supreme Overlord: Oh, it will be MY pleasure when I deal with you two idiots personally!

Barry: (whispering) I TOLD you we were going to get in trouble.

Rod: (whispering) But you said it would be with the planet’s authorities, not HER!

Barry: (whispering) No, I said we’d get in trouble, period. You are the one that didn’t think she’d find out.

Rod: (whispering) I know, I know, I KNOW!

Barry: But your Supreme Greatness! We are spreading the word of your majesty!

Supreme Overlord: Who do you think you are talking to? I know what you two are doing and WHY!

Barry: But Your Greatness…….

Supreme Overlord: Don’t “Your Greatness” me, pipsqueak! You are both doing this over your crush on an Earth woman………..AN EARTH WOMAN!!!

Rod: (whispering) We are so DEAD!

Barry: (whispering) And what was your first clue?

Rod: Cut the feed!

Show Producer: We can’t. Something has taken over the system.

Rod: (whispering) Now what?

Barry: (whispering) I’ve got it! I remember what humans do when things like this happen on live television.

Rod: (whispering) I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Strip 250: Let’s Take A Call

Rod&Barry — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:00:04 +0000