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Delicioius...Earth...
December 12, 2008
Barry: I told you this was a bad idea. Humans aren't ready for real alien entertainment.
Rod: Why not? They watch XFiles, UFO Hunters, and all kinds of sci-fi.
Barry: But Rod, they think it is all make believe.
Rod: Well, it still didn't make what Simon said right. He is mean.
Barry: No, he is tough.
Rod: Now, that elderly guy on Dancing with the Stars is tough. Simon is plain mean.
Barry: What about the other judges?
Rod: Well, they were okay. I could tell they didn't like it, but they were nice about it.
Barry: What did Paula say?
Rod: Paula liked my skin color, and wanted to know who did my makeup, whatever that is.
Barry: What about Randy?
Rod: He thought my outfit was "out there, Dawg."
Barry: Okay, I can see why you didn't blast them. How did the crowd take Simon getting stunned?
Rod: I got a standing ovation! I knew folks love to hate him, but WOW!!
Barry: So that's what all the noise was about. I thought there was a riot.
Rod: Riot? They loved me, man!
Barry: They loved you?
Rod: Yeah, when I got through singing, they were throwing wonderful things at me.
Barry: What did they throw?
Rod: A lot of delicious earth veggies.
Barry: Rod, that's what they do when they hate a performance.
Rod: That can't be right...the veggies were wonderful!
Barry: Always thinking with your stomach!
Rod: You know, they need to do a celebrity version of American Idol, with actors!
Barry: I don't know...sounds pretty scary...
Rod: Well, we know there are some actors who can sing. Hey, they could have the cast of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"! Some of those guys could really sing.
Barry: Yea, but what about Alyson Hannigan?
Rod: Well, we can always remind the audience to bring veggies again.
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