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Rant – Boobs, They’re Fun

Barry: What do you mean fun? What are their practical use for you?
Rod: What do you mean by that?
Barry: Just what I said. What would be their purpose and fun doesn’t cut it.
Rod: Well, if I fall forward, they would be a great cushion for hitting the ground…
Barry: Till your head went forward and you [...]



Rant – Let’s Take A Call

Supreme Overlord: In your cases, the Supreme Judge, Jury, and Executioner!
Rod: ah……ah…….ah……
Barry: (whispers to Rod) What do we do now?
Rod: (whispering) Think fast and talk faster!
Barry: Your Supremeness, to what do we owe this pleasure?
Supreme Overlord: Oh, it will be MY pleasure when I deal with you two idiots personally!
Barry: (whispering) I TOLD you we [...]


Rant – Purple Nurple

Rod: We’ll be back for our Quantum Mechanics discussion after this break.
Barry: Sorry! Was trying to make some geek humor.
Rod: No humor was there, just like the space that is supposed to house your brain.
Barry: No brain in my head? Look who is talking!!!
Rod: And what do you mean by that crack?
Barry: You are on [...]


Rant – Being Olivia

Rod: Sorry, pal. As they say on Earth, “First come, first served.”
Barry: But why do you always get to be the fun characters?
Rod: I do not!
Barry: Yes you do!
Rod: Prove it!
Barry: In the Watchgeeks wallpaper, you got to be Rorschach!
Rod: But in the “Harry Potter” spoof wallpaper, YOU got to be Harry!
Barry: Okay, I’ll give [...]




Rant – Security!!!

Barry: Now you’ve done it!
Rod: Done what?
Barry: Got us in trouble where we will get thrown off the show!
Rod: Tell me one thing I said that wasn’t true!
Barry: It was all true, but all it has done is that you got Kevin very angry!
Rod: He’s angry? You ought to try my side of the matter!
Kevin: [...]



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