Rod: No, Barry needs a new brain!
Barry: <groaning> Why do I need a new brain? Yours isn’t so wonderful right now either.
Rod: Why do you say that?
Barry: Because you are under the influence of Earth alcohol.
Rod: I told you it has no effect on me.
Barry: And I told you what the report said, that it [...]

Barry: What happened?
Rod: Nothing. You just went through the “web” and hit your head against the tree. Thankfully, everything is going to be okay.
Barry: Thanks! I was worried I’d hurt myself.
Rod: Actually I was talking about the tree. Your hard head didn’t damage it.
Barry: Your level of concern is underwhelming.
Rod: I am concerned. You put [...]

Rod: Romantic?? Are you out of your mind????
Barry: I think it is very romantic.
Rod: There wasn’t a romantic letter in that entire note!
Barry: Yes there was and it got me right here! <points to heart>
Rod: Did you listen to the note I read to you?
Barry: Yes I did.
Rod: Did you hear where she want us [...]

Barry: Gets you right there? I should get you something for between your ears….a BRAIN!
Rod: Why do you say that?
Barry: You think she stole your wallet and you are sending her a Valentine? That for starters!
Rod: But you don’t understand….I’m trying to use Earth Psychology on her.
Barry: How do you figure that?
Rod: By doing this, [...]

 
Rod: Maybe we are doing something wrong.
Barry: That’s possible. Let’s run down the checklist.
Rod: Okay. Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Brats….
Barry: Check, check, double check.
Rod: Fire is at the proper temperature….
Barry: Verified.
Rod: Meat is not being burnt?
Barry: Confirmed.
Rod: Okay, I’m totally stumped.
Barry: I have an idea. The humans were talking about the game. Maybe that is what [...]

 
Barry: Don’t you get it? The object of the game is to get the money!
Rod: Who cares about the money? Look at those models!!!
Barry: I know the models are beautiful, but look at all the money they are giving away!
Rod: Barry, you are the one, along with everyone else, who doesn’t get it!
Barry: Okay, I’ll [...]

 
Rod: What do you mean by that remark?
Barry: Because that is how you look, besides ridiculous! All you need is a Borg implant to look almost like the real thing.
Rod: Ridiculous????
Barry: Yeah! No body on this rock wears earbud and a bluetooth at the same time! There isn’t room in their audio receptors for both [...]

 
<A very ill Rod returns in a little while>
Barry: Did that help?
Rod: Just a little bit, but not much.
Barry: I thought after last month’s problem, you had learned your lesson.
Rod: Don’t remind me!
Barry: You ate all those carrots because of something Bugs Bunny said. Are you EVER going to learn?
Rod: I still say my eyesight [...]

 
Barry: So you would be hard to get?
Rod: Of course! Make them work for an answer!!
Barry: You’re not hard to get.
Rod: What do you mean by that crack?
Barry: All it takes is a female just appearing like she’s interested and you are beside her at warp speed!
Rod: Am not!
Barry: Yes you are!
Rod: Am not!!
Barry: Remember [...]

Barry: If he did, I’d sure use them!
Rod: I would too. Some of these kids have been awful.
Barry: No, they’ve been dreadful.
Rod: No, they’ve been insane.
Barry: No, they’ve been a howling mob!
Rod: What really gets me are the parents who take the littlest ones to see Santa, knowing they will probably take one look at [...]