NSA Command: What is your situation, Agent 43?
Agent 43: We have two aliens on a major cable network, revealing themselves to the world!
NSA Command: Which network?
Agent 43: G4
NSA Command: 43, haven’t we told you to quit calling every time a couple of nut cases dressed like aliens turn up on that network?
Agent 43: But you [...]

Barry: What does it matter? She’s broken my heart! <sniffing>
Rod: Get a grip, Barry. We must have made some impression with her!
Barry: How can you say that?
Rod: Periera telling us what he did about painting himself green. He is simply trying to discourage us!
Barry: He didn’t have to! <crying>
Rod: Barry, we still have a chance!
Barry: [...]

Rod: That was a close one.
Barry: What do you mean?
Rod: I thought you were going to say that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Barry: I can’t say that….
Rod: Thank goodness!
Barry: …..because it wasn’t last night, but a few weeks ago.
Rod: Now, what do you know about being a TV host?
Barry: The same [...]

Barry: And I told you that we need to wear something else!
Rod: What I don’t get is why she totally freaked out.
Barry: Yeah! <Yelling at the fleeing lady> Haven’t you ever seen “Avatar”?
Rod: Apparently not…she’s still running.
Barry: Yeah, blue hair and all!
Rod: Speaking of clothes, did you remember to NOT send that Speedo picture?
Barry: Absolutely. [...]

Rod: I thought she could take a joke.
Barry: Like she did the time before this, and the time before that, and the time….
Rod: I get the picture!
Barry: So help me, I’m going to get an Earth canine silencing device to shut your mouth!
Rod: You mean one of those zapper things [...]